JOHNNY VEGAS: "Spooky Spoons. Oh yeah Spoons were legendary in St. Helens, you couldn't get a ticket for love nor money" Aaaaaaah yeah! There's a rumble down your local, something scary's going down Eerie music that's from beyond, The Spooky Spoons are in town! Their sound is supernatural, it has an ectoplasmic drone Spectral notes stand your hairs on end The Spooky Spoons - will chill you to the bone! Don't go see them alone... Girls back home there's an apparition, a spoon in a sheet He has a message from the hereafter - never trust a spoon... Whose eyebrows meet. He's only after one thing Chris Todd: VEGAS: "They should've played a bigger venue, you know, you can only fit 90 or so in't Raven and that was with pool table shoved to one side Blew me away; culturally, St. Helens had arrived! It was like Hitler, you'd just come" Here's BigN!: Floating into your bedroom and you're completely in awe You'd gone to get your sexy lingerie, but there is only... Spoons in the drawer! Now ain't that spooky? (The Spooky Spoons are gonna get ya!) Sharing spoons on your bed And you're the cat that's got the cream Yes it's time to lap it up, serving suggestion:- The Spooky Spoons it seems – they have the answer! The Spooky Spoons it seems they have the answer (repeat to fade) Yes they do do do yeah! Yes they do do do yeah! They have the answer. They have the answer Yes they do do do do, da do do do do, dooo yeah! Yes they do, they have the answer VEGAS: "It's like a tattoo but in your brain They once played a full gig just mooning us and yet we were grateful It was like Hitler, you'd just come Somat's just changed my life forever!"

What can I do to show you how that I feel? When I saw your picture it turned me head over heel You're my ideal woman right down to the core When I looked for your name it said Fifi L'Amour The only place I'd seen you's on a celluloid page The 3-D version was all that I craved What you'd think of me well I just wasn't sure The only thing I'm certain I want my Fifi L'Amour Things would never be the same, since I learned your name How could I ever have coped, if you'd never came "I know you want me" Fifi L'Amour "Come and take me" Fifi L'Amour "Slap it!" Fifi L'Amour Did she take you to bed? All night long She's gone to your head – I wish you were wrong Did you think of the cost? I just didn't care Without her I'm lost and I find myself... nowhere Love at first sight you was dressed as a maid The way that you looked it put the others in shade Dreaming at night she's crawling across my floor Hey! What do you know it's Fifi - L'Amour "Do you like what you see?" Fifi L'Amour "I bet you do" Fifi L'Amour "Slap it!" Fifi L'Amour Aww Fifi!!

No I don't love you, no I don't care It might sound callous but it's time we cleared the air What you want from me, you just won't get To say we'll be through within the year; it's worth a bet Chorus: And I don't mind you but I don't need you You just don't thrill me at all So if you need some extra time Go give your mother a call And I don't need to have you near me I can easily do without And I don't yearn for all those tender moments That you say love is about Everything in common but nothing the same Things haven't developed well, what a shame And I just don't listen to the things you say If I did honey; you'd go on all day And I'm not the kind of man (backing vocals: girl) To fall in love too soon And if indeed I am capable; honey... It's not with you Repeat chorus x 2

What's on Neill's agenda today? He's going about things in his own way What on Earth's his mother gonna say? Drifting in daydreams all day long, realising his mind ain't strong Where in a previous existence did he go wrong? Innately talented, an outstanding mind Waiting for his chance in life - won't you give him a break now? He's so blessed to be one in a million, slipping down into obscurity So content to be the perfect companion Socially inept but a person with whom you'd be seen What's the use of carrying on? When all I need is someone to share my love Driven by sexual urges held back by guilt Driven by sexual urges held back by guilt Suicide is the easy way out, inevitably no shadow of doubt They are bound to hear him scream and shout Possessed by so many plans, obsessed by so many things Won't you be the one to give him a break? Won't you, won't you?? He's so blessed to be one in a million, slipping down into obscurity So content to be the perfect companion Socially inept but a person with whom you'd be seen - yeah! Driven by sexual urges held back by guilt x 8 You Feel so guilty! Guilt guilt guilt! You just wanna be loved! You Feel so guilty! You just wanna be loved! Driven by bestiality held back by the RSPCA Driven by a love of blubber held back by Greenpeace

Deep down you know nothing compares Looking in the mirror telling yourself all those lies Inducing you to dream It's no use, the facts they are before you Every way you turn, there is no escape Inducing you to scream Follow mother nature you can feel it in the breeze It's staring you right in the face but you can't see the wood for the trees No matter what you say, no matter what you do Nothing will change It's no use, the facts they are before you Every way you turn, there is no escape Inducing you to scream Follow your heart it's time to state your case Just say the word and I'll name the time and the place 'Coz mountains will fall and oceans will rise But nothing will change I, I will know the one I, I will know the one You, you will know the one I, I will know the one

Lyrics: (Spoken) God just isn't near as important When you can say you know Tim Winters - now that's a fact! Chorus: God just isn't near as important When you can say you know Tim Winters God just isn't near as important When you can say you knowowow - Tim Winters Live life man, take acid and die. Live life man, smoke pot and get high! Chorus Acid rock rules his world, always has his arm round a pretty girl Never take your chick on holiday; ask him where he's from – PA! Chorus Marlboro King does what he wants to do He's beer conditioned through and through One-shot Winters loves his game Fertility God and boss man! God just isn't near as important When you can say you know Tim Winters God just isn't near as important When you can say you knowowow, that you know, That you knowowowowow Tim Winters x 9 He's the boss man He's the boss man Aww, live life! Acid rock made me do this ha!

Chipping the ice from your heart The most stubborn girl I've ever seen I should've known from the start Jet black eyes quite serene You want to be in control But you know there is no compromise Before you are you'll be old 'Coz don't forget I've got lovely blue eyes Eyiees, I've got lovely blue eyes Chorus: I'll tell you what I'll meet you half-way I don't wanna to continue the game You are you and I am me say Let's find out if we feel the same way Hey yay, if we feel the same way Don't you just feel it could be so right? But then again we might - just - fight But who knows? I'm sorry I missed my cue that night But I'm still the same person alright And I've connected to your mind And that I'll challenge you anywhere to find I challenge you anywhere to... Repeat chorus x 3 Can you feel it x 6