JOHNNY VEGAS: "Spooky Spoons. Oh yeah Spoons were legendary in St. Helens, you couldn't get a ticket for love nor money"

Aaaaaaah yeah!
There's a rumble down your local, something scary's going down
Eerie music that's from beyond, The Spooky Spoons are in town!

Their sound is supernatural, it has an ectoplasmic drone
Spectral notes stand your hairs on end
The Spooky Spoons - will chill you to the bone!
Don't go see them alone...

Girls back home there's an apparition, a spoon in a sheet
He has a message from the hereafter - never trust a spoon...
Whose eyebrows meet. He's only after one thing
Chris Todd:

VEGAS: "They should've played a bigger venue, you know, you can only fit 90 or so in't Raven and that was with pool table shoved to one side
Blew me away; culturally, St. Helens had arrived!
It was like Hitler, you'd just come"

Here's BigN!:
Floating into your bedroom and you're completely in awe
You'd gone to get your sexy lingerie, but there is only...
Spoons in the drawer! Now ain't that spooky?

(The Spooky Spoons are gonna get ya!)
Sharing spoons on your bed
And you're the cat that's got the cream
Yes it's time to lap it up, serving suggestion:-
The Spooky Spoons it seems – they have the answer!

The Spooky Spoons it seems they have the answer (repeat to fade)
Yes they do do do yeah! Yes they do do do yeah!
They have the answer. They have the answer
Yes they do do do do, da do do do do, dooo yeah!
Yes they do, they have the answer

VEGAS: "It's like a tattoo but in your brain
They once played a full gig just mooning us and yet we were grateful
It was like Hitler, you'd just come
Somat's just changed my life forever!"